picsthatmakeyougohmm:

teathattast:

canthaveshitingotham:

canthaveshitingotham:

every artist who has ever attempted to satirize masculinity i am so sorry

you could name a movie Portrait of a delusional abuser ruining his own life in pursuit of a fictional standard of manhood and 89% of its fanbase would still be like “Fuck yeah man it was so cool when Shit Cumdick gave that badass speech about how pushing everyone away and never letting yourself feel emotions is actually a good idea for your life. fuckin dope flick”

e-102:

e-102:

saw traps for the elderly

gougerre:

meatmensch:

it’s funny how some “allies” to jews (and other religious minorities) are chill until the topic of actual religious beliefs comes up then they’re all “eww! no no, like, it’s fine that ur a jew! i’m not antisemitic! but you actually BELIEVE in all that? you know that’s not real, right? it’s the 21st century, everyone should be atheist”……please just call me a slur

mahgck:

dzamie:

mahgck:

mahgck:

its so funny to me that people on twitter n tiktok are like “ok but porns still banned on tumblr so at least we’re better then them” as if they dont have to typ3 w0rd$ I1k3 th!$ to get around their censors

y34h, 4t l34st on th1s s1t3 you c4n t3ll th4t th3 p3rson h4s 4 p4rt1cul4r, mor3 4nnoy1ng r34son to typ3 l1k3 th1s

i want to you to eat deodorant

egberts:

striders:

mothman-did-nothing-wrong:

striders:

can anyone translate whatever the hell my little brother has going on rn

this is such a good point. @walnutsupreme why aren’t you doing numbers yet

milfkon:

starting a collection